this would be THE cruelest way to break up with someone ever.
"oh honey you know you’re my squish but I want you to be my platonic squish. let’s fuck, but without any of the commitment and feelings we previously had, only they’re still there and I’m just labeling them differently. you wouldn’t understand it’s an ace aro qpp squish thing."
I didn’t even read the source, this looks like a rabbit hole where the rabbits are awkward teens.